that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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