As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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