Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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