Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The air taste purple.
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