Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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