I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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