is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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