You surviving the open bar?
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dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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