I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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