My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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