brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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