I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
