she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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