at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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