she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
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My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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