I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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