OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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