Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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