Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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