I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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