please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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