You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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