Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Randomize
