Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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