My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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