that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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