i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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