at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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