Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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