What did we do last night that was yellow?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
