Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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