just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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