yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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