bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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