I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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