They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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