He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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