I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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