If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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