brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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