I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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