i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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