It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.