Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?