Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE