somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
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I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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