Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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