Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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