after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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