i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
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There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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