Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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