i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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