Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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