dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Panties = found
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize
