where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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