Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize