i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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