Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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