He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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