I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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